About a month or so ago, one of my friends sent me a message about a Square Enix promotion for final fantasy 13. It involved Signing up and then eventually getting a code which would enable me to download an exclusive Xbox avatar pet, namely the good ol lovely very cute, very awesome… CHOCOBO!
Last week I got the code for said Chocobo through my mail box, entered the code, and downloaded my avatar pet.
Visions of my avatar sitting upon an awesome Chocobo ran through my head…
FAIL!

Say it out loud-
DOUBLE U, TEEEEE, EFFFF SQUARE ENIX!?!?
Ok, now I haven’t played every single Final Fantasy game made, but I don’t remember seeing Chocobo’s this small other then baby ones. And since when could they fly!?!? Here’s an extractof the Wikipedia page which clearly states on the first line ‘The creature is a large and normally flightless’.
Fail and double fail.

here I am about to squish the little piece of...

Back to my Lightsaber I go
Rant over.
- MarkBOSS


