Yeah, something like that.

One of the great things about the first game was the wild personalities of all those you have to kill in order to succeed and your friends. Granted, the open world layout was a waste of time for many, but the wacky side jobs, plethora of things to do in the game, and the sheer personality and fun the game oozed out at every orifice was more than worth the entry price. However, the game didn’t sell amazingly, as is the case for many hardcore games on the Wii. Luckily, Suda51 was awesome enough to decide to create a sequel to No More Heroes, again on the Wii.

So, what’s No More Heroes 2 like, from what I played of it and what I saw? Well, it’s like Suda51 crafted a long love letter for fans of the first No More Heroes, telling them everything they wanted to hear. Not a fan of the open world? No More Heroes 2 has gotten rid of the open world, and instead there’s the ability to select a variety of locations to travel to once you exit the location you’re currently in, making travel a lot easier. Though, oddly, the format seems to have been swapped over, so locations are explorable, but the world is menu driven, whereas in the first game, some locations would be straight menu driven (such as Travis’s apartment). Liked the side jobs, but thought they could be more stylistic or reminiscent of the game’s style? Bam! The side jobs are now retro 8-bit affairs. They retain their ballistic quirkiness, but are now distinct from the rest of the game, and look awesomely retro. They’re more fun to play than the original side jobs as well, and you could easily lose yourself in the side jobs this time around, which was less possible in the first game. More stuff to do in Travis’s apartment? Travis can now spend his time in his apartment exercising his cat and playing videogames. Better looks? You got it! No More Heroes 2 refines the graphical style of the first game to create an even sleeker looking game that looks as great as the fun is to play. Which is a lot.

What about the combat? Well, okay, the combat isn’t too far removed from the first game, which is brilliant, but there are a couple of changes to the formula. For one, the hi/lo strikes of the first game (Travis would attack the enemy depending on how the wiimote was positioned… hi or lo), a mostly superfluous thing that only seemed to break up combat a bit, is gone. Kicks and unarmed strikes now do damage, and so they’re a more viable option to stun and hold back your opponents, whereas in the original, kicks wouldn’t do any damage, but only help to set up the wrestling moves. Wrestling moves? Still there. So, the fighting seems to be much the same, but more streamlined and easy to use, which is only a good thing for all concerned.

Once again, saving is done by evacuating your bowels, something other games, and even life should think about adopting.

And what about the enemies, the assassins that you have to fight? Well, from the looks of it, them and their battles seem to be just as hilarious and nutty as before, if not even nuttier in some cases. The battle I played was from Travis’s Number One fan, who decided the only way she could prove her love to him was to kill him, explained with a love letter written by her, read by Travis while she plays her flute in the background. A flute which turns into a double ended beam katana, and your pants from dry to wet. I may have spent more time on the floor in that battle than I’d have liked (Travis, on the other hand…) but it proved to be a fun, tough battle. Other Boss battles I saw included a fight between Gundam-alike robots fighting in the streets of Santa Destroy, and solidified how much I need this game. If you didn’t like the first game, there’s been enough improvements for you to justify exploration into the sequel. If you loved the first game, why don’t you already have this?

No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle is out now.

- Jokesound

The PSP has a few odd games amongst it’s minature versions of Playstation home console titles and ports of older games – Half-Minute Hero being one of them, produced by Rising Star games. A demo is available on the PlayStation Network, and I urge you to try it yourself. But to give you an idea of what it entails, read my half-minute review instead.

The game is a sort of tongue-in-cheek mini take on the classic RPG, such as the original Final Fantasy, with a graphical style to match. The story – you are a wandering hero, and the evil bad-guy is casting a spell of destruction upon the world… the catch: the spell only takes 30 seconds to cast. So you must do everything to defeat him with only 30 seconds to do so.

It sounds strange, and it is – but once you get the hang of it, it’s more of a time-management game relying on your use of strategy and forward thinking to do everything in time. Like a classic Final Fantasy game, there are random battles with which you gain experience and level up, but these battles are performed automatically – with both sides running head-on to each other with the stronger emerging victorious in a couple of seconds. Obviously you level up to match the speed of the game, so you can easily reach level 15 or so by the end of the time limit.

Along the way there are traditional RPG things you can/must do, such as buying new weapons and armour, recruiting allies (to join the 2 second headbutting contests), and doing quests for civilians. By doing so, you can become strong enough to progress, meet the bad guy at his castle and take him down to end the stage. Although it’s said the levels take 30 seconds, that’s not entirely true – in some cases time freezes while you are inside towns (which are simple one-screen areas with people to talk to), and you can also pay a high price at towns to pay the Time Goddess to reset the timer and give you a fresh 30 seconds. Most levels really take about 2-3 minutes, average for a simple puzzle game.

It’s really quite hard to explain without actually playing it, but it really does work – sort of like each level is a super-condensed mini-RPG with automatic battles and an aim on time management. The demo consists of two levels, the first being the simpler of the two, sort of showing you how the game works. The second of the two levels available in the demo took me a couple of attempts – the first one going awry when the Time Goddess gave me a ‘loan’ on a time-reversal since I couldn’t afford it, then chose to appear and take all my equipment when I was being attacked by a huge monster to settle the debt. Nice of her…

It doesn’t take itself seriously, though – the whole game is done in a cheeky way, starting with lines such as “Oh noes! The world will be destroyed on a whim!”, with generic bad guys titled “Evil Lords” and the pixellated characters being the epitomy of in-jokes.

It’s really quite a charming little game, and is quite challenging as more of a puzzle game than an actual RPG. Although it purposely looks dated, there are some nice little touches, like the Hero’s weapon and armour changing his appearance respectively. The music sounded also like a sped up remix of typical old FF world-map music, which was a nice little bit of homage (assuming that was intentional!). I must say I hadn’t played anything quite like it before, and once I got used to the concept it was quite addictive.

The full game apparently includes three other modes where you play as different characters in different styles of gameplay – just utilising the similar 2D style and 30 second time-frame.

Half-Minute Hero is perhaps mostly aimed at older gamers who have played the old NES RPG’s and such, but even without the style its a fun little puzzle game, perfect for quick games if you only have a few minutes. If you have access to a PSP and PSN, give the demo a shot – it’s really the best way to understand it. But if you like a little bit of thinking, simple puzzles, some cute graphics and a little bit of RPG nostalgia, this game could be perfect for you.

-Leon